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I think it’s time for a worse swear than “cunt”. It used to be that was the absolute top of the swearing hierarchy. You could stop any discussion just by flashing the joker of all swear words. I mean… wow. Cunt. it’s got two hard consonants. Not only that, but they are at the beginning and at the end. Come in with a crash, go out with a bang. And the ‘u’ gives it that really short syllable sound. See, the word “fuck” is similar, but it’s just too undecided. First off, it begins with sort of a foo foo sounding letter… fffff, I mean what’s that? Then as far as the meaning, well it’s just not focused enough… could be a noun, could be a verb… you can combine it with other words, there’s just no direction. Make up your mind. Now… “cunt”, there’s a word that knows exactly what it’s trying to say. It doesn’t need a context. But now everyone’s on the cunt bandwagon, and it’s just not the same anymore. There isn’t that thrill of “ooohhh, who’s gonna top that?”. It’s just mundane everyday now. We need something that can be applied to anyone, an equal opportunity word like fuck or cunt but worse. Cuck? Nah, that’s too much like cock. What about Funt? No, that just sounds like gay football or something. So, anyway, if someone’s got any ideas… run it by the rnr panel of judges, and we’ll let you know if yours is a winner. For now, let’s slow down on the usage of cunt… like antibiotics. And don’t forget to wash your ass.

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My Favorite Act

Giving pleasure, means being in control. Being in control is my favorite act -
Subversive, perverse, and strangely beautiful. Your moans are
Sexy and silken sounds of delight. I give you
Pleasure, and I take from you control.

Subversive, perverse, and strangely beautiful, your moans are
The sweetest of earthly rewards. I know
pleasure, as I take from you control:
trembling with the force of this desire –

the sweetest of earthly rewards. I know
the moment you slip away and lose your mind,
trembling with the force of this desire,
my velvet tongue upon your barest skin:

The moment you slip away and lose your mind,
and your soul quivers inside your hard cock,
my velvet tongue upon your barest skin;
with soft sounds and slick sweat you belong to me utterly.

And your soul quivers inside your hard cock,
I give you — another moment — another –
with soft sounds and slick sweat you belong to me utterly –
the way your breath catches when I lift my head for a moment –

I give you another moment, another,
and my lips move in delicious spirals.
The way your breath catches when I lift my head a moment
erotic — makes my cunt throb and my back writhe,

and my lips move in delicious spirals,
and I’m all business now, immersing you, working your flesh,
erotic — makes my cunt throb and my back writhe,
shudder and spasm, electric, nerve impulses –

and I’m all business now, immersing you, working your flesh,
and draw out an animal whimper from your throat, and elicit
shudder and spasm, electric, nerve impulses,
a fierce crescendo and I make you lose yourself,

and draw out an animal whimper from your throat, and elicit
sharp and silken morsels of delight. I give you
a fierce crescendo and I make you lose yourself.
To give pleasure is to hold control.

My favorite act.

A Poetic Blowjob

Dear Cat,

You and I have been dwelling in the same space for a while now. I like to think we pretty much know each others routine and what not by now. I kind of just figured you know I rub one out twice a day,  I don’t expect you to understand this need as you no longer have your ovaries, but trust me when I say, I NEED to.  Its kind of like I understand your need to run around the house and chase imaginary things, fuck my OCD gets the best of me at times too so I let you be. However this shit has to stop

If you ever took the CAT SATs, you might have seen this example analogy:

Getting off : me :: licking your ass : you.

Having established that, I request of you: Please do not disturb the fucking blinds when I’m watching porn!

You’re a cat, not a dog, so don’t give me that puppy-eyed look. You know what you’re doing. As soon as I settle back in my chair with some hot chick, full-screen, you awaken from a dead sleep and run through the floor-to-ceiling blinds. I often shriek and my rhythm gets all fucked up like Dolly Parton trying to do the “drop it low and make it clap”.

I should have gotten a ferret.

Hugs and purrs,

Tayjon

P.S. And don’t stare at my tits. You give the same look to a string before you’re about to pounce on it. That frightens me.

A LOT!!!

Being a busty independent companion , I am often asked the best way to make a lady reach orgasm. I always give the same answer and I decided to share it all with you today. Keep in mind this tip isn’t just for when you are enjoying time with your favorite Philadelphia Ebony Companion, or even that hot Busty North Carolina Escort. What I am about to pass on to you, you can take home! Seriously, try it!! You will thank me for it later.
It is a well-documented FACT – yes, FACT – that fully SEVENTY PERCENT of women do NOT come from vaginal intercourse. That is, obviously, the VAST MAJORITY.

If you want to make a woman come, think CLITORIS! Say it with me, gang, clitoris, clitoris, clitoris!!! No, sorry, your big ole beautiful hard magic stick pounding away inside is usually NOT enough to get us off! It’s a tragedy, but take it up with God or Darwin or whatever.

Here’s what you do-

Most women like their clit touched in one of two ways; one, a tapping kind of thing, or two, rubbed in little circles (the majority, including myself, seem to fall into this category).

The #1 MOST IMPORTANT RULE, LEARN IT LIVE IT LOVE IT: if you want to make a woman come, find out what she likes and KEEP DOING IT, WITHOUT STOPPING – do not change your pattern, your speed, or anything else – touch her or lick her and once she starts moaning or tensing her muscles, DO NOT STOP, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200! You better WORK that shit til she comes!!! Men sometimes seem to think that they should mix it up a little – oh I’ll touch/like her fast, then slow, I’ll do this, now I’ll do that – now, that’s fine for getting started, but once you’re seriously in the race, DO NOT CHANGE WHAT YOU ARE DOING. GOT IT?!?!?

Now, remember, fully 70% of women DO NOT COME FROM INTERCOURSE ALONE. This is a stat that is freely available from multiple studies. So, the pussy is your friend, fellas, but the clit is YOUR BEST FRIEND.

Now go make me proud guys

Okay men I’ve been told by many men that they give good head but when an actual hook up occurs some of you don’t have the slightest clue in hell as to what it is you are doing. And just because you love giving head doesn’t mean you give it well so here are 5 small tips to help you out…

1.) There is more to it than the clit: The clit isn’t the only part of the vagina that loves attention during 69. The vagina isn’t just for your dick. So stop ignoring it. Put your finger(s) in it, use a vibrator, a carrot (not my thing but I thought I’d throw it out there), something, ANYTHING but play in it please. I mean for crying out loud your face is covered in my juices so why are you afraid of getting your hands dirty?

2.) You have options: Speaking of the clit, there are more sensations we like other than you flicking it with the tip of your tounge. Suck it, bite it (not too hard- I can not stress this enough) or again use your hands and give it a little break so I don’t orgasm in 30 seconds or less. Alternate and repeat. Do you like it when a woman just bobs up and down on your dick with her mouth and nothing else or do you like it when she sucks the whole thing, then just the tip, licks it, grabs it and jacks you off while sucking it and plays with your balls? We like a little variety too.

3.) Rug Burn = No fun: Shave your face or at the very least trim your mustache. No woman on this entire planet thinks having rug burn on her inner thighs is col. We do have to get up and go to work/school/shop when you are done. We need to be able to walk without being in constant pain. Not being able to walk because of the earth shattering orgasm one thing and is totally different than being in pain because our thighs are chaffing.

4.) My thighs are not there just to get in the way: You don’t just have to rush right in and start going at it like you’re starving, kissing my thighs can only go one of two ways-
a. it’ll turn me on even more or;
b. I’ll laugh like crazy cause it tickles, either way its fun so stop using them to prop yourself up. Rub them while you’re eating me out, grab them and pull my legs open but just stop pretending like they aren’t there. They are an erogenous zone.

5.) Its not going to break: There are some men who eat pussy like if they get too close or too into it its going to break. You do this too when having sex. If a lady likes it a bit harder during sex she probably wouldn’t mind you losing yourself and letting go when your face is in between her legs. Bury your face in there, swim around, come up for air and then dive back in. The vagina is attached. It will not break, it will not come off, it will not need to go in and be redetailed if you bang it up a bit with your mouth so stop treating it like a new Sabb and rough it up a bit. Touch it and act like you love doing it. If you say you love eating pussy then EAT IT don’t just taste test it.

With nearly a decade of varied sexual experience with a modest number of partners I’ve determined myself uncomfortable with a certain manner of coital conversing. Because I recognize that I will encounter more dirty talkers in my future sexual endeavors- because they mask themselves as intelligent men with impressive, or at least inoffensive, vocabularies- I can only hope to raise some awareness regarding appropriate conduct for the dirty talker in the budding sexual relationship. So fellas, please keep reading to ensure that we can come to a compromise in which you can run your filthy mouth without causing my vagina to clench up in sheer disgust.

1. Start out easy. We’ve never done this before. I’m not going to venture into terribly adventurous behavior on our first romp, I figure if things continue to go well, we’ll get to that later. Don’t bust out with how your dick wants to fuck my moist pussy when all I’ve said since the removal of my underpants is “that feels nice.” Take her easy, friend, Rome wasn’t built in a day.

2. I’m going to get more comfortable with this as we go, because I realize you like it and I’m in this as much to please you as in pursuit of my own orgasm. But please don’t use any noun to refer to my anatomy that I don’t use first. I get to set the rules on what we call the vagina, because she’s mine and I have some respect for her. I’ll do the same for you- we can call your penis by any name you express appreciation for. There are lots of words out there I like to use for my vagina. There are a few that my vagina and I don’t like and don’t use and we don’t want to have sex with people who use them. Follow my lead, we’re going to build a colorful vocabulary.

3. Use this dirty talk all you want to make declarative statements and describe your fantasies, but please resist the urge to ask self-indulgent questions. “Do you like my cock?” is perhaps the most insecure and unsexy thing to throw in between the sheets. I’m probably going to let you know via moans, groans and declarative statements how I feel about your penis. At the moment that you ask, there is a chance I’m actually considering your penis. Perhaps I’m comparing it to others in the past, or thinking about how it’s larger/smaller/thicker than I expected. I also might be thinking about the surprisingly high quality of your bedding or the balance in my bank account. The fact is, I’m going to tell you how I feel about your penis when I want to, and when you ask me outright if I love your cock, I’m going to eek out a “yes” that I may or may not mean and resent the interruption. And, for the record, if this is not the first time we’ve fucked, I probably like your penis just fine, have no significant complaints, and find your fishing for compliments pathetic.

4. When the deed is done, acknowledge that our dirty dialog occurred. You can’t get up, hop in the shower, and drift off to sleep without recognizing that you’ve just disclosed your kinky little preference to me. I was there, I noticed, I participated, if you want me to increase my participation next time, now is the time to say “I like to talk dirty while we fuck.” Then I can make a joke, tell you it kind of turned me on, and we can go to sleep in relative comfort.

I leave you to figure the rest out on your own, boys. It’ll be fine, the quietest conquest can buzz with your brand of naughty sweet nothings if you stop to consider what you sound like in your lady friend’s ears. We’re girls, we want to pretend you respect us for the twenty minutes you’re thrusting into us. That doesn’t mean we can’t talk for a while about cocks and cunts fucking, it just means there’s got to be a little more thought put into how talking dirty is deployed.

Everyone I’ve ever given head to says its the best they’ve ever had. Well ladies this is why so try and make your man happy.

1.I LOVE to do it. It absolutely turns me on more than receiving it. I will even feel myself start to drip.

2.I look up at him while I’m doing it so he knows I’m loving it. You give him the eyes or that “i fucking love this” face. Literally devour him. Act like you can’t get enough of his cock.

3.I spend a lot of time licking and sucking his balls while using my hands on him and looking him in the eye… Also–yes I’ll perform a “hummer” if you will

4.Of course I SWALLOW.. but I also allow him to pull back, jerk into my open waiting mouth and onto my tits.

5.I always give while on my knees.. He’s either standing up over me holding my hair or he might be sitting on the couch. Either way at some point I will take my breasts and wrap them around his shaft and fuck it while I suck his head. This way he also gets to watch your ass wiggling.

6.Yes, I have let him give me a pearl necklace. In that case I lick the cum off of my tits and I have him feed it to me off of his fingers.

7.I’ll talk dirty to him a little bit. Tell him I don’t want him to cum yet because I’m not ready, or that I love the way his hard cock feels in my mouth.. I take my time–he better be prepared to sit there for at least a half hour probably more.

8.I love to lick and tickle under his balls. The “taint” if you will. Or I’ll use my thumb to apply light pressure in circular motions or going up and down. I’ll go lower and lower down to the ass if he lets me. If he’s enjoying it, yes I will rim, and yes I have fingered his ass.

9.When I’m getting really turned on, I’ll reach between my legs and play with myself in front of him. Then I’ll take my soaking wet fingers rub my juice on his head and then suck it off. I’ll also suck my fingers clean for him. If its someone I am dating or something then I’ve even gone so far as to climb onto him.. lower myself.. sit there for about 10 seconds then get back down on my knees and continue sucking.

10.I deep throat. There have been instances where I don’t even realize he came because it’s so far down my throat. If he gags me I keep going.

11.And its just general technique. I have a very busy tongue and I get him into a great rhythm building him up and slowing down to help prolong and intensify his orgasm. I love to flick my tongue back and forth around his sensitive ridge and all underneath it.

12.I also SUCK his cock head firmly letting it pass in and out of my mouth, so my lips run over him while he fucks my wet mouth.

13.I’ll get him nice and wet and use my hand to stroke him in a counter-clockwise motion and then I suck on him going clockwise. The other hand goes to his nipples, balls etc.. but the combined sensations get him so hard.

14.When he’s ready to cum thats when speed and intensity HAVE TO INCREASE. I bob up and down on him faster and faster and I let him thrust his hips too so I take him even deeper.

15.After he cums I’ll continue to suck him slowing down intensity and speed, bringing him down from his orgasm until he stops me because he’s so sensitive.